Gud!

Hej...

Idag på jobbet chattade jag lite med Gud. Han var lite skum.. från england tydligen.

Se vårt samtal:

Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: juggapower
God: Hey juggapower.
Me: whats your name
God:My name is God.
Me: i think god sucks
God:Since when? I am a Christian.
Me: me to
God:I'm glad we agree, juggapower.
Me: do you know when i can get laid?
God:It was a long time ago. Oh you can, can you?
Me: do you speak swedish?
God:I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in swedish.
God:What time is it there? Me: 13.00
God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: japp
Me: svenne
God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me: yes im working
God:Me too. Where do you work?
Me: stockholm
God:What do you really want to ask me?
Me: we are going out sailing this weekend and will we make it back?
God:Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: you are not god
God:Why are you so mean? That's only your opinion.
Me: you suck!
God:A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: i love u god
God:You are such a flatterer.
Me: do you want to be my best friend?
God:Why don't you just download me?
Me: im the devil
God: Glad to see you, SATAN.
Me: im not glad to se you
God:I am glad to hear that you are not glad to se me.
Me: why?
God:Because.
Me: because why?
Me: i drive a saab
God:Mmm. Nice car.
Me: i hate it

Ja.. Gud var lite konstig och störig..

Det var allt denna gång!